Today I had the funniest thing happen. When I got home I couldn't believe it really happened so I figure I should write down the memory so I never forget. It was definitely a "Twilight Zone" moment.
I've had a totally crummy day so I was a little down. Anyhow I was out with a friend (who was the one driving) and getting things done. My friend did an aggressive but legal driving maneuver... I didn't hardly notice. I did notice a a few minutes later the car follows my friend's vehicle and cuts him off flipping him off. I just started LAUGHING SO HARD. In my mind I thought it was funny that this lady would be so offended over something so trivial when technically she wasn't even wronged. I guess she saw me laughing because at the light (she is slightly ahead of us now in the lane next to me on the passenger side) she gets out of her car and starts screaming at me in the middle of one our busiest intersections. I roll down my window now desperately trying to hold in my laughter at the sight of this little 5 ft college student, nicely dressed, who weighed probably less than me acting like an American Gladiator. I never say this but if it had come down to a fight I could taken her possibly ;)
I'm successful in keeping the laughter and just pleasantly smile and listen to her profanities in what seemed like the world's longest light. My calmness gets her even more angry b/c and she just stops and looks like she is going to hyperventilate... At this point my friend thinks I'm going to get smacked but she just stands there in the intersection (light is still red)... than she just loudly screams: "You are such a b*tch!!!!!"
Than I really burst into laughter at this point and with my big mouth I couldn't help it and so I replied "have you ever considered anger management? Life isn't that bad... Hakuna Matata!" My friend was mortified and since the light had turned green was driving off as I was speaking leaving her standing in the intersection.
I'm just glad if she stalks us down and destroys a vehicle we were not driving my car. Who ever thought this would happen in my sleepy little city. Glad no one carries guns here!!!